


Check with the school of mems that will suit you best. Untamed, crazy, hilarious – once used will never be erased from your memory. Experience how various mems work on the battlefield. Use as much vodka as necessary to crush your enemies. Recruit the most powerful Heroes to lead your troops according to your strategy. Check what awaits you in the wilderness! Lead your own Countryball army on the battlefield. Plumber, hussar, priest, drunkard, cowboy, Briton… that’s only the beginning. Train multiple balls, each with its own strengths and weaknesses. Build up your base, recruit various Countryballs unique for each faction. Assemble your army, build overwhelming cities, raise and upgrade your heroes, gather powerful artifacts, and prove that your Countryball is the most powerful among the others. Dominate your opponents in the intensive turn-based strategy game. At all costs, supplies of vodka have to be secured. The fate of the world, vodka, mems, is at stake and only you can stand up against big evil. Become a legend by leading massive armies. 101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - but if you pay into our offshore bank account, you'll get instant win abilities and big bonus balls.CountryBalls Heroes is a game where you get to play as your favorite Countryball.Who knows maybe feedback and we can learn too. But we don't know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose.Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want?.Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway!.Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else.Fart your way to safety, or build Trump's wall. Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time.Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright.Several Whole Weapons - We've got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favourite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.Battle over a bunker, wage war in the woodlands, or raise hell on the rooftops! Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works.
